8 Reasons Your Pet Thinks You're A Loser | Dogs

By SusanThixton
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You still think that all pet foods are the same? Ok, here are 8 signs your pet thinks you're a loser

1. You trust the pet food name. It says 'Premium' or 'Choice', you buy it. This company has spent millions of dollars researching which name will sell the most dog food or cat food. Who am I to doubt research?

Your pet food purchases are based on the best television commercial. Those adorable dogs and cats. Awwww, you can't resist.

3. You buy your pet's food from the same place you buy your food. Excuse me?...this is a grocery store isn't it? Besides, it says 'premium' (reference reason #1) and it's only $7.00 for a 25 pound bag! Why should you bother to make another stop at that fancy, high priced, special pet store? They all say premium don't they?

4. Organic my #%%! You were born at night, but it wasn't last night. You know high quality food when you visit the drive thru of your favorite fast food restaurant. Your pet knows it too! Those organic weirdo's are being taken for a ride!

5. You don't worry if it's from China! That pet food recall thing has been fixed - hasn't it?

6. Chemicals - Smemicals. That's just some psycho saying chemical preservatives can cause cancer! The FDA says it safe!

7. Antioxidants? What? You are certain this garbage about 'free radicals' is from the same loser that started that second hand smoke thing. And chelated or proteinated minerals being healthier for my pet? Probably the same loser just trying to cause problems.

8. Some pets are just lucky. Just like your neighbor's dog that is 13 and still runs at the dog park everyday. Hmmm, that dog does eat some healthy food. Nah, that's just luck. You'd rather not talk about it anymore.

Congratulations! Your pet thinks you're a loser.

Warning: The pets of losers do talk! They tell all their friends at daycare and the sandbox. For those that no longer wish their pet to consider them a loser, visit www.TruthAboutPetFood.com, sign up for the free newsletter and subscribe to Petsumer Report. Impress your pet today!

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