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133. What's Good About Good Health?
Good health is based on five things. It's based on six things if you count luck.

134. Haunted Airports in Hawaii!
Learn about my ghostly experience working for TSA at Lihue Airport on Kauai.

135. Baby Clothes Louder Than The Baby
A humourous look at the trend in dressing your children in funny baby t-shirts and the physocological effects it can have.

136. Does Charity Really Begin At Home?
Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but charity makes the heart grow fonder of home and lots of other things.

137. Do We Put The Lax In Relaxation?
Is it just me or is finding a way to relax stressful?

138. We Dont Move Back
WE DON’T MOVE BACK It was the early eighties of the last century. A unit had come down to Brahmana di Barian. The oppressive heat that made the Olive Green shirts cling to the shoulder blades could not dampen the spirits of the Thambis. After all, they were going home to Trivandrum. To be part of the paltan when the South beckoned; one couldn’t get luckier than this. But since the time they reached Barian, it was as if time had stopped; ever so sluggishly went the wheels of time round and round. It simply took ages to shunt the Military Special to the siding. It took longer for the train to be taken over and even longer to get a schedule of its journey to Trivandrum from the Railways. Another day, and the Thambis would really be at the end of their tethers. They strained their shoulders against the bureaucratic might of the Railways and reluctantly the Railways yielded. They got their schedule; ten days to Trivandrum it said. Remember, even in the nineteenth century, Phileas Fogg took just eighty days to go round the world. But this tardiness was forgiven for things were actually moving, if at a snail's pace. They were told that the train would steam off at 1300 hours, the following afternoon. Hastily, the Adjutant sent the Dispatch Rider to a sister Thambi battalion stationed near Barian with this momentous news. This battalion had been in their present formation for a while and therefore had honed to perfection the skill of bidding goodbye to Thambi battalions that came down from the valley; barakhana with red carpet, pipe band, shamianas, rum, rum and more rum. As rum flowed like water near the railway tracks of Barian, and bonhomie increased, the H hour approached fast and furious. They were now dangerously close to 1300 hours. The Adjutant and the BHM struggled to get the Thambis into the train. We know that there is a protocol to board a Military Special. The Commanding Officer (CO) entrains last. Perhaps, a little akin to the concept of the Captain abandoning his ship last. Well, there he stood like a rock, waving his wand (read cane) adding his voluble might to the confusion. As the train whistled the start of the journey and the H hour approached, his expletives become more incoherent and louder. He remained the last man standing, albeit on the dusty platform of Barian. And suddenly-and none can say without notice- the train started moving. All hell broke lose. The Adjutant shouted to the Duty Officer to pull the chain, the Subedar Major shouted to the CO to run and jump in, the Second in Command (2IC) turned the crank of the field telephone and shouted at the exchange to get him the driver of the train. Generally, everyone went into overdrive. Everyone, except the CO, that is; he stood his ground like the Rock of Gibraltar. But something must have worked for the train came to a grinding halt about 25 metres from where it had started. Above the din, the Adjutant, his ears trained to hear the CO's bark, heard "Get the train back here!" The Adjutant relayed the CO's command to the Second in Command. The 2IC shouted into the telephone, "Driver Sir, get the train to the SP!" (SP, to the uninitiated, in Army parlance is Start Point). Nothing happened. The 2IC shouted again, "Get the train back!" Still nothing happened. At his wits end, the 2IC threatened, cajoled, pleaded, implored. Nothing. The 2IC now wished that the earth would swallow him up. Finally, a weak voice came through the telephone from the other end, "Much like the Indian Army, the Railways also doesn’t move back". )

139. Is Twitter For Twits?
Twitter was once full of twits, but look who just moved in...

140. Laughing Out Loud Online - The Key To Finding Hilarity In A Boring World
The daily frustrations of dealing with the Internet and computers can leave even the most pleasant of people in a fowl mood, so it's important for all of us to keep ourselves laughing out loud online.

141. Did You Play Rich Man, Poor Man?
A childhood game looks different from an adult perspective.

142. Is It Later Than You Think?
Is it just me or are we living in such fast-paced times that it's always later than we think.

143. How Well Do You Know Your Inner Child?
Although we all have an inner child, not enough of us ask if this child wants to come out and play.

144. Do We Suffer From 1st World Problems?
In America, the land of plenty, we don't have 3rd world problems. What we have are plenty of 1st world problems.


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